Tiny Bond Investigations File numer 1

Tiny Bond Investigation file #1 The case of the mystery Robber.

As I wait at my desk getting a tan on the trusty Aqua grabber roof, I see a penguin in all black running towards the tip of the iceberg. I take out my trusty ol' P2K gun in case he gets any ideas, but he just jumps in the water and swims away. Mysterious... I think.

As I watch the black penguin swim away a dark green penguin with orange sneakers and a Penguin Band sweatshirt comes into the scene. His hair was a mohawk that was painted blue. and I thought to myself, "O great, another crazy penguin."

The "crazy man" walked over to me and i thought grimly that this must be my first costumer. But when the penguin spoke to me about a penguin dressed in all black it caught my attention. The crazy penguin (that told me his name was Roy) said that the penguin dressed in all black stole some random lady penguin's purse and started running towards the iceberg. Roy said that he was a Secret Agent and so he chased the mystery theif, but got stuck when he smelt someone's fart that seemed to come from the ski mountain. I told him about how I saw the penguin he was looking for, and Roy asked if I could help him, and so this is how the first case of my career started.

There were a couple foot prints in the snow where the robber had walked, but we had no chance of footprints in the ocean. I thought a little about the route he had taken. After thinking about the place where he jumped of the iceberg, I realized there was only two possible places where he could have gone: The beach and the Dock. I tell Roy "come on," and we jump into the Aqua Grabber and head towards the dock. When we get there we see no evidence of foot prints or anything else, so we head to the beach. I feel hopeless at the sight of no foot prints or any clues, and I feel maybe I shouldn't be a detective.

Right when I was about to quit and tell Roy I'm sorry I spot a small coin stuck in the door of the Lighthouse. It's just the lead I need! I open the door to the light house, carefull not to touch the coin in case of evidence. I tell Roy to stand here and keep guard and give him a raptor gun and make sure he knows it's only for emergency use. I sneak into the building with my P2K raised, but as soon as I see him, the tranquilizer dart hits my shoulder and I lose feeling. I'm going down down down down down down down down......

I wake up finding im about 200 feet in the air dangling from something? I cant tell what it is im too tired zzzzzzz.

I remember Tiny bond's words this is only for emergencys. I look at the raptor in my hand. Bond has been in there too long, something must have gone wrong. I Roy, am going in!

Narrator: While Roy thinks he's doing the smartest thing ever, he forgets that the main evidence is stuck in the door of the lighthouse- the coin........

A smirk crosses Jack's face. His master plan has worked. Bond is dangling from the Light house's roof 200 feet in the air no chance of finding me. I watch Roy go in the lighthouse while my all black uniform blends in with the rock im on. When Roy goes in I sneak out with my tranquilizer dart gun in one hand, and grab the coin from the door way, but something happens when I start running, and a piercing pain hits my shoulder.

I watch the guy in all black run and just in time I shoot my P2K with perfect accuracy! I see him crawling away, and I aim for him, but write before I pulled the trigger, Roy comes out of no where and scares me into dropping the P2K witch lands right into the black penguin's hands! I scream to Roy "SHOOT HIM" and a huge gun fight starts up with me stuck in the middle.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM OW! BAM AHHHHHH BAM BAM BAM AHHHHHHH!!!!

Narrator: The dust clears to reveal.......

I see Jack and Roy both on the ground down below. I grimace at how Roy's fall must have hurt. I grab the jetpack on the landing pad and I cut the line I am dangling on too, and fly down to them. I tackle the black penguin and cuff him. "Time to go to the slammer bub!" I give him to Roy who just got up. "Thank you so much, Here's twenty coins." says Roy, and he heads to the HQ with the thief in cuffs. I smile proudly at my first mystery solved!

Case Status: solved, Jack currently in Jail.


It's Bond, Tiny Bond ;-)